{1148}{1265}Once upon a time|there was a lovely princess.
{1267}{1356}But she had an enchantment|upon her of a fearful sort...
{1359}{1476}which could only be broken|by love's first kiss.
{1478}{1533}She was locked away|in a castle...
{1536}{1637}guarded by a terrible|fire-breathing dragon.
{1639}{1744}Many brave knights had attempted|to free her from this dreadful prison,
{1746}{1812}but none prevailed.
{1814}{1865}She waited in|the dragon's keep...
{1868}{1938}in the highest room|of the tallest tower...
{1940}{2049}for her true love|and true love's first kiss.
{2051}{2121}Like that's ever gonna happen.
{2124}{2213}- What a loony
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{2216}{2325}Somebody once told me|the world is gonna roll me
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{2328}{2422}I ain't the sharpest tool|in the shed
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{2425}{2542}She was lookin' kind of dumb|with her finger and her thumb
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{2545}{2633}In the shape of an "L"|on her forehead
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{2636}{2706}The years start comin'|and they don't stop comin'
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{2708}{2776}Fed to the rules|and I hit the ground runnin'
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{2778}{2831}Didn 't make sense|not to live for fun
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{2834}{2887}Your brain gets smart|but your head gets dumb
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{2889}{2934}So much to do|So much to see
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{2937}{2998}So what's wrong with|takin' the backstreets
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{3001}{3050}You'll never know|if you don't go
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{3052}{3110}You'll never shine|if you don't glow
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{3113}{3158}Hey, now|You're an all-star
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{3161}{3217}Get your game on, go play
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{3220}{3313}Hey, now, you're a rockstar|Get the show on, get paid
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{3316}{3410}And all that|glitters is gold
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{3413}{3543}Only shootin' stars|break the mould
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{3545}{3592}It's a cool place|and they say it gets colder
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{3595}{3646}You're bundled up now|but wait till you get older
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{3649}{3700}But the meteormen|beg to differ
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{3702}{3747}Judging by the hole|in the satellite picture
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{3750}{3814}The ice we skate|is gettin' pretty thin
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{3817}{3864}The water's getting warm|so you might as well swim
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{3866}{3911}My world's on fire|How 'bout yours
{3914}{3978}That's the way I like it|and I'll never get bored
{3980}{4042}- Hey, now, you're an all-star
{4045}{4131}Get your game on, go play
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{4133}{4207}Hey, now, you're a rockstar|Get the show on, get paid
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{4210}{4298}And all that|glitters is gold
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{4301}{4418}Only shootin' stars|break the mould
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{4513}{4558}- Go!|- Go!
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{4561}{4635}- Go. Go. Go.
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{4638}{4698}Hey, now|You're an all-star
{4701}{4775}Get your game on, go play
{4777}{4878}Hey, now, you're a rockstar|Get the show on, get paid
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{4881}{4973}And all that|glitters is gold
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{4976}{5102}Only shootin' stars|break the mould
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{5216}{5294}- Think it's in there?|- All right. Let's get it!
{5296}{5362}Whoa. Hold on. Do you know|what that thing can do to you?
{5364}{5434}Yeah, it'll grind|your bones for its bread.
{5437}{5531}Yes, well, actually,|that would be a giant.
{5534}{5631}Now, ogres--|They're much worse.
{5633}{5703}They'll make a suit|from your freshly peeled skin.
{5705}{5754}- No!|- They'll shave your liver.
{5757}{5835}Squeeze the jelly|from your eyes!
{5837}{5897}- Actually, it's quite good on toast.|- Back! Back, beast!
{5900}{5951}Back! I warn ya!
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{6021}{6101}- Right.
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{6458}{6567}This is the part|where you run away.
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{6730}{6802}And stay out!
{6848}{6922}"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."
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{7052}{7110}All right. This one's full.
{7126}{7175}- Take it away!
{7178}{7270}- Move it along. Come on! Get up!|- Next!
{7273}{7343}Give me that!|Your flying days are over.
{7345}{7407}That's 20 pieces of silver|for the witch. Next!
{7410}{7474}- Get up! Come on!|- Twenty pieces.
{7477}{7533}- Sit down there!
{7536}{7595}- Keep quiet!
{7598}{7666}This cage is too small.
{7669}{7718}Please don't turn me in.|I'll never be stubborn again.
{7721}{7768}I can change.|Please! Give me another chance!
{7771}{7827}- Oh, shut up.|- Oh!|- Next!
{7830}{7898}- What have you got?|- This little wooden puppet.
{7901}{8018}I'm not a puppet.|I'm a real boy.
{8021}{8077}Five shillings|for the possessed toy.
{8080}{8129}- Take it away.|- Father, please!|Don't let them do this!
{8132}{8177}- Help me!|- Next. What have you got?
{8180}{8242}- Well, I've got a talking donkey.
{8245}{8354}Right. Well, that's good for|ten shillings, if you can prove it.
{8356}{8449}Oh, go ahead, little fella.
{8452}{8497}Well?
{8500}{8564}Oh, oh, he's just--|He's just a little nervous.
{8567}{8661}He's really quite a chatterbox.|Talk, you boneheaded dolt--
{8664}{8725}-That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!|- No, no, he talks!
{8728}{8827}He does. I can talk.|I love to talk.
{8829}{8899}I'm the talkingest|damn thing you ever saw.
{8901}{8961}- Get her out of my sight.|- No, no!
{8964}{9069}I swear! Oh!|He can talk!
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{9126}{9182}Hey! I can fly!
{9185}{9224}- He can fly!|- He can fly!
{9226}{9298}- He can talk!|- Ha, ha! That's right, fool!
{9301}{9354}Now I'm a flying,|talking donkey.
{9357}{9419}You might have seen a house fly,|maybe even a super fly,
{9422}{9494}but I bet you ain't|never seen a donkey fly.
{9497}{9542}Ha, ha!
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{9545}{9590}Uh-oh.
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{9648}{9695}Seize him!
{9742}{9810}After him!|He's getting away!
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{9998}{10074}Get him! This way! Turn!
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{10200}{10254}You there. Ogre!
{10257}{10311}Aye?
{10314}{10411}By the order of Lord Farquaad,|I am authorized to place|you both under arrest...
{10414}{10548}and transport you to|a designated... resettlement facility.
{10550}{10647}Oh, really?|You and what army?
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{10905}{10952}Can I say something to you?
{10955}{11035}Listen, you was really, really somethin'|back there. Incredible!
{11037}{11175}Are you talkin' to--|me? Whoa!
{11177}{11271}Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I|tell you that you was great back there?|Those guards!
{11274}{11338}They thought they was all of that.|Then you showed up, and bam!
{11341}{11388}They was trippin' over themselves|like babes in the woods.
{11390}{11435}That really made me|feel good to see that.
{11438}{11510}- Oh, that's great. Really.|- Man, it's good to be free.
{11513}{11645}Now, why don't you go celebrate your|freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
{11648}{11726}But, uh, I don't|have any friends.
{11729}{11793}And I'm not goin'|out there by myself.
{11795}{11855}Hey, wait a minute! I got|a great idea! I'll stick with you.
{11858}{11903}You're a mean,|green, fightin' machine.
{11906}{11959}Together we'll scare|the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
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{12064}{12128}Oh, wow!|That was really scary.
{12130}{12218}If you don't mind me sayin',|if that don't work, your breath|certainly will get the job done,
{12221}{12295}'cause you definitely|need some Tic Tacs or something,|'cause your breath stinks!
{12298}{12374}You almost burned the hair|outta my nose,
{12377}{12445}just like the time--
{12447}{12535}Then I ate some rotten berries.|I had strong gases eking out|of my butt that day.
{12538}{12602}Why are you following me?
{12630}{12690}I'll tell you why.
{12693}{12763}'Cause I'm all alone
{12765}{12854}There's no one here|beside me
{12857}{12944}My problems|have all gone
{12947}{13027}There's no one|to deride me
{13029}{13076}But you gotta have friends--
{13078}{13150}Stop singing!
{13153}{13202}It's no wonder|you don't have any friends.
{13204}{13290}Wow. Only a true friend|would be that truly honest.
{13293}{13390}Listen, little donkey.|Take a look at me. What am I?
{13416}{13463}Uh--
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{13508}{13586}- Really tall?|- No! I'm an ogre.
{13588}{13664}You know.|"Grab your torch and pitchforks."
{13667}{13714}Doesn't that bother you?
{13717}{13768}Nope.
{13770}{13838}- Really?|- Really, really.
{13841}{13915}- Oh.|- Man, I like you. What's your name?
{13918}{14005}Uh, Shrek.
{14008}{14086}Shrek? Well, you know|what I like about you, Shrek?
{14088}{14185}You got that kind of|I-don't-care-what-nobody-|thinks-of-me thing.
{14187}{14277}I like that.|I respect that, Shrek. You all right.
{14280}{14375}Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want|to live in a place like that?
{14378}{14454}That would be my home.
{14457}{14525}Oh! And it is lovely!|Just beautiful.
{14528}{14618}You are quite a decorator.|It's amazing what you've done|with such a modest budget.
{14621}{14734}I like that boulder.|That is a nice boulder.
{14825}{14889}I guess you don't|entertain much, do you?
{14892}{14935}I like my privacy.
{14937}{14998}You know, I do too.|That's another thing we have in common.
{15001}{15054}Like, I hate it when|you got somebody in your face.
{15057}{15150}You're trying to give them|a hint, and they won't leave.|There's that awkward silence.
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{15226}{15290}- Can I stay with you?|- Uh, what?
{15293}{15354}Can I stay with you, please?
{15357}{15411}- Of course!|- Really?
{15414}{15470}- No.|- Please! I don't wanna go back there!
{15473}{15566}You don't know what it's like to be|considered a freak. Well, maybe you do.
{15569}{15630}But that's why we gotta stick together.|You gotta let me stay!
{15633}{15707}- Please! Please!|- Okay! Okay!
{15710}{15771}- But one night only.|- Ah! Thank you!
{15774}{15829}- What are you-- No! No!|- This is gonna be fun!
{15832}{15877}We can stay up late,|swappin' manly stories,
{15880}{15946}and in the mornin'|I'm makin' waffles.
{15949}{16027}- Oh!|- Where do, uh, I sleep?
{16029}{16070}Outside!
{16073}{16147}Oh, well,|I guess that's cool.
{16149}{16198}I mean, I don't know you,|and you don't know me,
{16201}{16257}so I guess outside|is best, you know.
{16260}{16332}Here I go.
{16384}{16481}Good night.
{16484}{16579}I mean, I do like the outdoors.|I'm a donkey. I was born outside.
{16582}{16646}I'll just be sitting by myself|outside, I guess, you know.
{16648}{16702}By myself, outside.
{16705}{16820}I'm all alone|There's no one here beside me
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{18361}{18423}I thought I told you to stay outside.
{18426}{18513}- I am outside.
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{18646}{18736}Well, gents, it's a far cry from|the farm, but what choice do we have?
{18739}{18798}It's not home,|but it'll do just fine.
{18801}{18846}What a lovely bed.
{18849}{18904}- Got ya.|- I found some cheese.
{18907}{18966}- Ow!|- Blah! Awful stuff.
{19009}{19070}- Is that you, Gorder?|- How did you know?
{19073}{19143}Enough!|What are you doing in my house?
{19145}{19190}Hey!
{19193}{19255}- Oh, no, no, no.
{19258}{19344}- Dead broad off the table.|- Where are we supposed to|put her? The bed's taken.
{19346}{19422}Huh?
{19424}{19486}What?
{19489}{19602}I live in a swamp. I put up signs.|I'm a terrifying ogre!
{19605}{19667}What do I have to do|to get a little privacy?
{19670}{19727}- Aah!|- Oh, no.
{19730}{19794}Oh, no.
{19797}{19883}- No! No!
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{19885}{19955}- What?
{19957}{20002}- Quit it.|- Don't push.
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{20109}{20179}What are you doing|in my swamp?
{20181}{20238}Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
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{20241}{20317}- Oh, dear!
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{20320}{20359}Whoa!
{20361}{20441}All right, get out of here.|All of you, move it!
{20444}{20501}Come on! Let's go!|Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!
{20504}{20551}- Quickly. Come on!|- No, no!
{20553}{20606}No, no.|Not there. Not there.
{20608}{20692}- Oh!
{20694}{20762}Hey, don't look at me.|I didn't invite them.
{20765}{20814}Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
{20817}{20878}- What?|- We were forced to come here.
{20881}{20932}- By who?|- Lord Farquaad.
{20934}{21047}He huffed und he puffed und he...|signed an eviction notice.
{21050}{21114}All right.
{21117}{21218}Who knows where|this Farquaad guy is?
{21221}{21287}- Oh, I do. I know where he is.
{21290}{21378}Does anyone else|know where to find him?
{21414}{21467}- Anyone at all?|- Me! Me!
{21470}{21515}- Anyone?|- Oh! Oh, pick me!
{21518}{21575}Oh, I know!|I know! Me, me!
{21578}{21652}Okay, fine.
{21655}{21764}Attention,|all fairy tale things.
{21766}{21879}Do not get comfortable.|Your welcome is officially worn out.
{21881}{21969}In fact, I'm gonna see|this guy Farquaad right now...
{21972}{22046}and get you all off my land|and back where you came from!
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{22228}{22298}Oh! You!
{22301}{22346}You're comin' with me.
{22349}{22404}All right, that's|what I like to hear, man.
{22407}{22497}Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends,|off on a whirlwind big-city adventure.
{22500}{22547}I love it!
{22550}{22626}- On the road again|Sing it with me, Shrek.|- Hey. Oh, oh!
{22628}{22675}I can't wait to get|on the road again
{22677}{22722}What did I say|about singing?
{22725}{22770}- Can I whistle?|- No.
{22773}{22839}- Can I hum it?|- All right, hum it.
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{23554}{23626}That's enough.|He's ready to talk.
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{23937}{23995}Run, run, run,|as fast as you can.
{23998}{24082}You can't catch me.|I'm the gingerbread man!
{24085}{24171}- You're a monster.|- I'm not the monster here. You are.
{24173}{24274}You and the rest of that fairy tale|trash, poisoning my perfect world.
{24277}{24322}Now, tell me!|Where are the others?
{24325}{24385}- Eat me!
{24388}{24458}I've tried to be fair|to you creatures.
{24460}{24544}Now my patience has reached its end!|Tell me or I'll--
{24546}{24612}No, no, not the buttons.|Not my gumdrop buttons.
{24615}{24662}All right then.|Who's hiding them?
{24665}{24793}Okay, I'll tell you.|Do you know the muffin man?
{24795}{24850}- The muffin man?|- The muffin man.
{24853}{24935}Yes, I know the muffin man,|who lives on Drury Lane?
{24937}{25019}Well, she's married|to the muffin man.
{25021}{25072}- The muffin man?|- The muffin man!
{25074}{25146}- She's married to the muffin man.
{25148}{25187}My lord! We found it.
{25190}{25266}Then what are you waiting for?|Bring it in.
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{25540}{25599}- Oh!
{25602}{25705}- Magic mirror--|- Don't tell him anything!
{25708}{25763}No!
{25766}{25855}- Evening.
{25858}{25903}Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
{25905}{25985}Is this not the most|perfect kingdom of them all?
{25988}{26049}Well, technically|you're not a king.
{26052}{26134}Uh, Thelonius.
{26136}{26222}- You were saying?|- What I mean is, you're not a king yet.
{26225}{26311}But you can become one. All|you have to do is marry a princess.
{26313}{26385}- Go on.
{26387}{26473}So, just sit back|and relax, my lord,
{26476}{26579}because it's time for you to|meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
{26581}{26667}And here they are!
{26669}{26787}Bachelorette number one|is a mentally abused shut-in|from a kingdom far, far away.
{26790}{26843}She likes sushi|and hot tubbing anytime.
{26846}{26928}Her hobbies include cooking|and cleaning for her two evil sisters.
{26931}{26987}Please welcome Cinderella.
{26990}{27087}Bachelorette number two|is a cape-wearing girl|from the land of fancy.
{27089}{27153}Although she lives with|seven other men, she's not easy.
{27156}{27238}Just kiss her dead, frozen lips|and find out what a live wire she is.
{27241}{27330}Come on.|Give it up for Snow White!
{27333}{27395}And last,|but certainly not least,
{27398}{27447}bachelorette number three|is a fiery redhead...
{27450}{27510}from a dragon-guarded castle|surrounded by hot boiling lava!
{27513}{27562}But don't let that cool you off.
{27564}{27640}She's a loaded pistol|who likes piņa coladas|and getting caught in the rain.
{27642}{27739}Yours for the rescuing,|Princess Fiona!
{27741}{27799}So will it be|bachelorette number one,
{27802}{27886}bachelorette number two|or bachelorette number three?
{27888}{27939}- Two! Two!|- Three! Three!
{27942}{27973}- Two! Two!|- Three!
{27976}{28027}Three? One?|Three?
{28029}{28078}Three!|Pick number three, my lord!
{28080}{28169}Okay, okay, uh, number three!
{28172}{28285}Lord Farquaad,|you've chosen Princess Fiona.
{28288}{28378}If you love piņa coladas
{28381}{28461}- And getting caught in the rain|- Princess Fiona.
{28463}{28514}- If you're not into yoga|- She's perfect.
{28517}{28583}All I have to do is|just find someone who can go--
{28585}{28638}But I probably should mention|the little thing that happens at night.
{28641}{28686}- I'll do it.|- Yes, but after sunset--
{28689}{28786}Silence! I will make|this Princess Fiona my queen,
{28789}{28888}and DuLoc will finally|have the perfect king!
{28891}{28944}Captain, assemble|your finest men.
{28946}{29038}We're going to have|a tournament.
{29079}{29151}But that's it. That's it|right there. That's DuLoc.
{29153}{29202}I told ya I'd find it.
{29204}{29303}So, that must be|Lord Farquaad's castle.
{29305}{29354}Uh-huh. That's the place.
{29357}{29439}Do you think maybe|he's compensating for something?
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{29541}{29588}Hey, wait.|Wait up, Shrek.
{29590}{29658}Hurry, darling.|We're late. Hurry.
{29697}{29781}- Hey, you!
{29784}{29852}Wait a second.|Look, I'm not gonna eat ya.
{29854}{29947}- I just-- I just--
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{30680}{30717}It's quiet.
{30776}{30830}Too quiet.
{30893}{30992}- Where is everybody?|- Hey, look at this!
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{31313}{31395}Welcome to DuLoc|such a perfect town
{31397}{31479}Here we have some rules|Let us lay them down
{31481}{31573}Don't make waves, stay in line|and we'll get along fine
{31576}{31662}DuLoc is a perfect place
{31665}{31774}Please keep off of the grass|Shine your shoes, wipe your... face
{31776}{31862}DuLoc is, DuLoc is
{31864}{31946}DuLoc is a perfect
{31949}{32031}- Place
{32121}{32222}Wow! Let's do that again!
{32224}{32288}No. No.|No, no, no! No.
{32346}{32402}- Brave knights.
{32405}{32504}- You are the best and brightest|in all the land.
{32506}{32563}Today one of you|shall prove himself--
{32566}{32621}All right. You're going the right way|for a smacked bottom.
{32624}{32669}- Sorry about that.
{32672}{32804}That champion shall have the honour--|no, no-- the privilege...
{32806}{32903}to go forth and rescue|the lovely Princess Fiona...
{32905}{32985}from the fiery keep|of the dragon.
{32987}{33088}If for any reason|the winner is unsuccessful,
{33090}{33166}the first runner-up|will take his place...
{33168}{33234}and so on and so forth.
{33237}{33367}Some of you may die, but it's|a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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{33490}{33547}Let the tournament begin!
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{33637}{33682}- Oh!
{33685}{33763}- What is that?
{33765}{33874}- It's hideous!|- Ah, that's not very nice.
{33877}{33934}- It's just a donkey.|- Huh?
{33937}{34007}Indeed. Knights, new plan!
{34010}{34123}The one who kills the ogre will be|named champion! Have at him!
{34125}{34218}- Get him!|- Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.
{34221}{34275}Go ahead! Get him!
{34278}{34365}Can't we just settle this|over a pint?
{34368}{34397}Kill the beast!
{34400}{34507}No? All right then.
{34509}{34558}Come on!
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{34746}{34851}I don't give a damn|about my reputation
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{34854}{34949}- You're living in the past|It's a new generation|- Damn!
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{34952}{35018}- A girl can do|what she wants to do
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{35021}{35074}And that's what|I'm gonna do
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{35077}{35170}And I don't give a damn|about my bad reputation
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{35173}{35262}Oh, no, no, no, no, no|Not me
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{35265}{35345}- Me, me, me|- Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!
{35348}{35414}And I don't give a damn|about my reputation
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{35416}{35469}Never said I wanted|to improve my station
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{35472}{35531}Ah!
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{35534}{35583}- And I'm always feelin' good|when I'm having fun|- Yeah!
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{35585}{35634}And I don't have|to please no one
{35637}{35682}The chair!|Give him the chair!
{35685}{35747}And I don't give a damn|about my bad reputation
{35750}{35826}Oh, no, no, no, no, no|Not me
{35828}{35861}Me, me, me
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{35864}{35928}Oh, no, no, no, no
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{35930}{36017}Not me, not me
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{36020}{36078}- Not me 
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{36154}{36278}Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!
{36281}{36347}Thank you!|Thank you very much!
{36350}{36406}I'm here till Thursday.|Try the veal! Ha, ha!
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{36562}{36609}Shall I give|the order, sir?
{36611}{36697}No, I have a better idea.
{36699}{36822}People of DuLoc,|I give you our champion!
{36825}{36917}- What?|- Congratulations, ogre.
{36920}{37023}You've won the honour of|embarking on a great and noble quest.
{37026}{37131}Quest? I'm already on a quest,|a quest to get my swamp back.
{37133}{37209}- Your swamp?|- Yeah, my swamp!
{37212}{37270}Where you dumped|those fairy tale creatures!
{37273}{37334}- Indeed.
{37337}{37386}All right, ogre,|I'll make you a deal.
{37389}{37479}Go on this quest for me, and|I'll give you your swamp back.
{37482}{37546}Exactly the way it was?
{37549}{37615}Down to the last|slime-covered toadstool.
{37617}{37695}- And the squatters?|- As good as gone.
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{37768}{37862}What kind of quest?
{37871}{37926}Let me get this straight.|You're gonna go fight a dragon...
{37929}{37991}and rescue a princess just so Farquaad|will give you back a swamp...
{37994}{38068}which you only don't have|because he filled it full of|freaks in the first place.
{38071}{38174}- Is that about right?|- Maybe there's a good reason|donkeys shouldn't talk.
{38177}{38261}I don't get it. Why don't you just|pull some of that ogre stuff on him?
{38264}{38309}Throttle him,|lay siege to his fortress,
{38312}{38380}grind his bones to make your bread,|the whole ogre trip.
{38382}{38427}Oh, I know what.
{38430}{38483}Maybe I could have|decapitated an entire village...
{38485}{38536}and put their heads|on a pike,
{38538}{38624}gotten a knife, cut open their|spleen and drink their fluids.
{38627}{38678}Does that sound|good to you?
{38680}{38742}Uh, no, not really, no.
{38745}{38835}For your information, there's a lot|more to ogres than people think.
{38838}{38904}- Example?|- Example?
{38906}{39052}- Okay, um, ogres are like onions.|- They stink?
{39055}{39109}- Yes-- No!|- They make you cry?|- No!
{39112}{39194}You leave them out in the sun,|they get all brown, start|sproutin' little white hairs.
{39196}{39243}No! Layers!
{39246}{39301}Onions have layers.
{39304}{39382}Ogres have layers!|Onions have layers.
{39385}{39442}You get it? We both have layers.
{39489}{39575}Oh, you both|have layers. Oh.
{39577}{39657}You know, not everybody likes onions.
{39660}{39722}Cake! Everybody loves cakes!|Cakes have layers.
{39725}{39818}I don't care...|what everyone likes.
{39821}{39909}Ogres are not like cakes.
{39954}{40034}You know what else|everybody likes? Parfaits.
{40037}{40082}Have you ever met a person, you|say, "Let's get some parfait,"
{40085}{40130}they say, "No,|I don't like no parfait"?
{40133}{40199}- Parfaits are delicious.|- No!
{40201}{40267}You dense, irritating,|miniature beast of burden!
{40269}{40339}Ogres are like onions!|End of story.
{40341}{40388}Bye-bye. See ya later.
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{40480}{40585}Parfaits may be the most delicious thing|on the whole damn planet.
{40588}{40641}You know, I think|I preferred your humming.
{40643}{40707}Do you have a tissue or something?|I'm making a mess.
{40709}{40779}Just the word parfait|make me start slobbering.
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{40885}{41025}I'm on my way from misery|to happiness today
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{41028}{41087}Uh-huh, uh-huh|Uh-huh, uh-huh
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{41090}{41220}I'm on my way from misery|to happiness today
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{41223}{41281}Uh-huh, uh-huh|Uh-huh, uh-huh
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{41284}{41377}And everything|that you receive up yonder
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{41380}{41473}Is what you give to me|the day I wander
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{41476}{41546}I'm on my way
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{41573}{41643}I'm on my way
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{41669}{41718}I'm on my way
{41721}{41779}Ooh! Shrek!|Did you do that?
{41782}{41872}You gotta warn somebody before you|just crack one off. My mouth was open.
{41875}{41963}Believe me, Donkey, if|it was me, you'd be dead.
{41966}{42032}It's brimstone.
{42034}{42110}- We must be getting close.|- Yeah, right, brimstone.
{42112}{42209}Don't be talking about it's|the brimstone. I know what I|smell. It wasn't no brimstone.
{42212}{42259}It didn't come off|no stone neither.
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{42691}{42771}Sure, it's big enough,|but look at the location.
{42846}{42959}Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when|you said ogres have layers?
{42961}{43006}Oh, aye.
{43009}{43095}Well, I have a bit|of a confession to make.
{43097}{43177}Donkeys don't have layers. We wear|our fear right out there on our sleeves.
{43180}{43277}- Wait a second.|Donkeys don't have sleeves.|- You know what I mean.
{43280}{43344}You can't tell me|you're afraid of heights.
{43346}{43455}I'm just a little uncomfortable|about being on a rickety bridge|over a boiling lake of lava!
{43458}{43555}Come on, Donkey.|I'm right here beside ya, okay?
{43557}{43621}For emotional support,
{43623}{43732}we'll just tackle this thing|together one little baby step at a time.
{43734}{43779}- Really?|- Really, really.
{43782}{43858}- Okay, that makes me|feel so much better.|- Just keep moving.
{43861}{43970}- And don't look down.|- Okay, don't look down.|Don't look down.
{43973}{44053}Don't look down.|Keep on moving. Don't look down.
{44056}{44146}Shrek! I'm lookin' down!
{44149}{44219}Oh, God, I can't do this!|Just let me off, please!
{44221}{44305}- But you're already halfway.|- But I know that half is safe!
{44308}{44374}Okay, fine. I don't|have time for this. You go back.
{44377}{44434}- Shrek, no! Wait!|-Just, Donkey--
{44437}{44511}- Let's have a dance then, shall we?|- Don't do that!
{44513}{44605}Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?
{44608}{44682}- Oh, this?|- Yes, that!
{44684}{44766}Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.
{44768}{44822}No, Shrek!
{44825}{44899}- No! Stop it!|- You said do it! I'm doin' it.
{44902}{45003}I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.|Shrek, I'm gonna die.
{45006}{45065}Oh!
{45068}{45163}That'll do, Donkey.|That'll do.
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{45245}{45298}Cool.
{45301}{45367}So where is this|fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?
{45369}{45458}Inside, waiting for us|to rescue her.
{45461}{45531}I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.
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{45902}{45947}You afraid?
{45950}{46028}No, but-- Shh.
{46031}{46115}Oh, good. Me neither.
{46118}{46198}'Cause there's nothin'|wrong with bein' afraid.
{46201}{46279}Fear's a sensible response|to an unfamiliar situation.
{46281}{46330}Unfamiliar dangerous|situation, I might add.
{46332}{46394}With a dragon that breathes fire|and eats knights and breathes fire,
{46397}{46479}it sure doesn't mean you're a coward|if you're a little scared.
{46482}{46577}I sure as heck ain't no coward.|I know that.
{46580}{46660}Donkey, two things, okay?
{46662}{46722}Shut... up.
{46725}{46791}Now go over there and see|if you can find any stairs.
{46793}{46855}Stairs? I thought|we was lookin' for the princess.
{46858}{46975}The princess will be up the stairs in|the highest room in the tallest tower.
{46977}{47063}- What makes you think she'll be there?|- I read it in a book once.
{47065}{47158}Cool. You handle the dragon.|I'll handle the stairs.
{47161}{47233}I'll find those stairs.|I'll whip their butt too.
{47236}{47283}Those stairs won't know|which way they're goin'.
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{47391}{47438}I'm gonna take drastic steps.
{47440}{47506}Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess|with me. I'm the stair master.
{47509}{47618}I've mastered the stairs.|I wish I had a step right here.|I'd step all over it.
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{47690}{47774}Well, at least we know|where the princess is, but where's the--
{47780}{47810}- Dragon!
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{48538}{48585}- Got ya!
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{48664}{48789}Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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{49125}{49236}Oh! Aah! Aah!
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{49528}{49614}- Oh, what large teeth you have.
{49617}{49708}I mean, white, sparkling teeth.|I know you probably hear this|all the time from your food,
{49711}{49810}but you must bleach, 'cause that|is one dazzling smile you got there.
{49812}{49871}Do I detect a hint|of minty freshness?
{49874}{49987}And you know what else?|You're-- You're a girl dragon!
{49990}{50097}Oh, sure! I mean,|of course you're a girl dragon.
{50100}{50190}You're just reeking|of feminine beauty.
{50193}{50248}What's the matter with you?|You got something in your eye?
{50251}{50319}Ooh. Oh. Oh.
{50321}{50378}Man, I'd really love to stay,|but, you know, I'm, uh--
{50381}{50475}I'm an asthmatic, and|I don't know if it'd work out if|you're gonna blow smoke rings.
{50478}{50523}Shrek!
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{50526}{50614}No! Shrek! Shrek!
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{50617}{50662}Shrek!
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{51413}{51446}Oh! Oh!
{51449}{51494}- Wake up!|- What?
{51497}{51536}Are you Princess Fiona?
{51538}{51666}I am, awaiting a knight|so bold as to rescue me.
{51668}{51715}Oh, that's nice.|Now let's go!
{51718}{51765}But wait, Sir Knight.
{51768}{51822}This be-ith our first meeting.
{51825}{51913}Should it not be|a wonderful, romantic moment?
{51916}{52019}- Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.|- Hey, wait. What are you doing?
{52022}{52071}You should sweep me|off my feet...
{52074}{52154}out yonder window and down a rope|onto your valiant steed.
{52157}{52223}You've had a lot of time|to plan this, haven't you?
{52226}{52327}Mm-hmm.
{52330}{52398}But we have to|savour this moment!
{52401}{52467}You could recite|an epic poem for me.
{52469}{52527}A ballad? A sonnet!
{52530}{52608}- A limerick? Or something!|- I don't think so.
{52610}{52715}Can I at least know|the name of my champion?
{52718}{52763}Um, Shrek.
{52766}{52854}Sir Shrek.
{52857}{52970}I pray that you take this favour|as a token of my gratitude.
{52998}{53045}Thanks!
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{53142}{53185}You didn't slay the dragon?
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{53188}{53246}- It's on my to-do list. Now come on!
{53249}{53310}But this isn't right!
{53313}{53366}You were meant to charge in,|sword drawn, banner flying.
{53369}{53418}That's what all|the other knights did.
{53421}{53475}Yeah, right before|they burst into flame.
{53478}{53562}That's not the point. Oh!
{53565}{53623}Wait. Where are you going?|The exit's over there.
{53626}{53675}Well, I have to save my ass.
{53677}{53753}What kind of knight are you?
{53756}{53813}One of a kind.
{53816}{53872}Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please.
{53875}{53976}I believe it's healthy to get to|know someone over a long period of time.
{53978}{54039}Just call me old-fashioned.
{54042}{54126}I don't want to rush into|a physical relationship.
{54128}{54210}I'm not emotionally ready|for a commitment of, uh, this--
{54213}{54267}Magnitude really is|the word I'm looking for.
{54270}{54354}Magnitude-- Hey, that is|unwanted physical contact.
{54356}{54414}Hey, what are you doing?
{54417}{54495}Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little|and take this one step at a time.
{54497}{54596}We really should get to know each other|first as friends or penpals.
{54598}{54699}I'm on the road a lot,|but I just love receiving cards--
{54701}{54758}I'd really love|to stay, but--
{54761}{54822}Don't do that! That's my tail!|That's my personal tail.
{54825}{54907}You're gonna tear it off.|I don't give permission-- What|are you gonna do with that?
{54909}{54999}Hey, now. No way.|No! No!
{55002}{55068}No, no! No.|No, no, no! No! Oh!
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{55712}{55759}- Hi, Princess!|- It talks!
{55761}{55850}Yeah, it's getting him|to shut up that's the trick.
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{55977}{56016}Oh!
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{56704}{56749}Okay, you two,|head for the exit!
{56777}{56837}I'll take care of the dragon.
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{56996}{57126}Run!
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{58123}{58234}- You did it!
{58237}{58305}You rescued me!|You're amazing. You're--
{58308}{58397}You're wonderful. You're...
{58400}{58454}a little unorthodox I'll admit.
{58457}{58574}But thy deed is great,|and thine heart is pure.
{58577}{58667}- I am eternally in your debt.
{58670}{58773}And where would a brave knight be|without his noble steed?
{58776}{58887}I hope you heard that. She called me|a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.
{58890}{58966}The battle is won.
{58968}{59027}You may remove your helmet,|good Sir Knight.
{59030}{59091}- Uh, no.|- Why not?
{59094}{59147}I have helmet hair.
{59149}{59225}Please. I would'st look|upon the face of my rescuer.
{59228}{59289}No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st.
{59292}{59350}But how will you kiss me?
{59353}{59442}What? That wasn't|in the job description.
{59445}{59501}Maybe it's a perk.
{59504}{59609}No, it's destiny.|Oh, you must know how it goes.
{59612}{59702}A princess locked in a tower|and beset by a dragon...
{59705}{59775}is rescued by a brave knight,
{59777}{59855}and then they share|true love's first kiss.
{59858}{59907}Hmm? With Shrek?|You think-- Wait.
{59910}{59986}Wait. You think that|Shrek is your true love?
{59988}{60035}Well, yes.
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{60133}{60191}You think Shrek|is your true love!
{60194}{60239}What is so funny?
{60242}{60316}Let's just say I'm|not your type, okay?
{60318}{60402}Of course, you are.|You're my rescuer.
{60404}{60462}Now-- Now remove your helmet.
{60465}{60518}Look. I really don't think|this is a good idea.
{60520}{60567}- Just take off the helmet.|- I'm not going to.
{60570}{60597}- Take it off.|- No!
{60600}{60649}- Now!|- Okay!
{60652}{60759}Easy. As you command,|Your Highness.
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{61001}{61083}You-- You're a-- an ogre.
{61085}{61178}Oh, you were expecting|Prince Charming.
{61181}{61240}Well, yes, actually.
{61287}{61365}Oh, no. This is all wrong.
{61367}{61421}You're not supposed|to be an ogre.
{61424}{61549}Princess, I was sent|to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay?
{61552}{61597}He's the one|who wants to marry you.
{61600}{61645}Then why didn't|he come rescue me?
{61648}{61751}Good question. You should|ask him that when we get there.
{61754}{61826}But I have to be rescued|by my true love,
{61829}{61895}not by some ogre|and his-- his pet.
{61897}{61946}So much for noble steed.
{61948}{62010}You're not making|my job any easier.
{62013}{62093}I'm sorry, but your job|is not my problem.
{62096}{62221}You can tell Lord Farquaad|that if he wants to rescue me properly,
{62224}{62279}I'll be waiting for him|right here.
{62282}{62402}Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy,|all right? I'm a delivery boy.
{62405}{62458}You wouldn't dare.
{62461}{62508}- Put me down!|- Ya comin', Donkey?
{62511}{62558}I'm right behind ya.
{62560}{62646}Put me down, or you will|suffer the consequences!
{62648}{62755}This is not dignified!|Put me down!
{62758}{62826}Okay, so here's|another question.
{62829}{62901}Say there's a woman|that digs you, right, but you|don't really like her that way.
{62904}{62960}How do you let her down real easy|so her feelings aren't hurt,
{62963}{63022}but you don't get burned|to a crisp and eaten?
{63025}{63091}You just tell her|she's not your true love.
{63093}{63157}Everyone knowest what happens|when you find your--
{63160}{63221}Hey!
{63224}{63278}The sooner we get|to DuLoc the better.
{63281}{63351}You're gonna love it there,|Princess. It's beautiful!
{63353}{63442}And what of my groom-to-be?|Lord Farquaad? What's he like?
{63445}{63496}Let me put it this way,|Princess.
{63498}{63593}Men of Farquaad's stature|are in short supply.
{63644}{63741}I don't know. There are those who|think little of him.
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{63793}{63861}Stop it. Stop it,|both of you.
{63864}{63982}You're just jealous you can|never measure up to a great|ruler like Lord Farquaad.
{63985}{64055}Yeah, well, maybe|you're right, Princess.
{64057}{64135}But I'll let you do the "measuring"|when you see him tomorrow.
{64138}{64239}Tomorrow?|It'll take that long?
{64241}{64354}- Shouldn't we stop to make camp?|- No, that'll take longer.
{64356}{64461}- We can keep going.|- But there's robbers in the woods.
{64464}{64544}Whoa! Time out, Shrek!|Camping's starting to sound good.
{64546}{64643}Hey, come on.|I'm scarier than anything we're|going to see in this forest.
{64646}{64702}I need to find|somewhere to camp now!
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{64868}{64965}- Hey! Over here.|- Shrek, we can do better than that.
{64968}{65029}I don't think|this is fit for a princess.
{65032}{65098}No, no, it's perfect.|It just needs a few homey touches.
{65101}{65218}- Homey touches? Like what?
{65221}{65322}A door? Well, gentlemen,|I bid thee good night.
{65325}{65381}You want me to read you|a bedtime story? I will.
{65384}{65439}I said goodnight!
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{65499}{65546}Shrek, what are you doing?
{65548}{65620}I just-- You know-- Oh, come on.
{65623}{65685}I was just kidding.
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{65813}{65899}And, uh, that one,|that's Throwback,
{65901}{65983}the only ogre to ever spit|over three wheat fields.
{65985}{66059}Right. Yeah.
{66061}{66131}Hey, can you tell my future|from these stars?
{66133}{66219}The stars don't tell the future, Donkey.|They tell stories.
{66221}{66307}Look, there's Bloodnut,|the Flatulent.
{66309}{66395}- You can guess what he's famous for.|- I know you're making this up.
{66398}{66462}No, look.|There he is,
{66465}{66539}and there's the group of hunters|running away from his stench.
{66541}{66602}That ain't nothin' but|a bunch of little dots.
{66605}{66698}Sometimes things are|more than they appear.
{66701}{66752}Hmm?
{66755}{66804}Forget it.
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{66872}{66961}Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do|when we get our swamp anyway?
{66964}{67007}Our swamp?
{67009}{67058}You know, when we're through|rescuing the princess.
{67061}{67174}We? Donkey, there's no "we."|There's no "our."
{67177}{67230}There's just me and my swamp.
{67233}{67334}The first thing I'm gonna do is build|a ten-foot wall around my land.
{67337}{67396}You cut me deep, Shrek.
{67399}{67479}You cut me real deep just now.
{67481}{67526}You know what I think?
{67529}{67603}I think this whole wall thing|is just a way to keep somebody out.
{67606}{67705}- No, do ya think?|- Are you hidin' something?
{67708}{67755}Never mind, Donkey.
{67757}{67839}Oh, this is another one of|those onion things, isn't it?
{67841}{67927}No, this is one of those drop-it|and leave-it-alone things.
{67929}{68018}- Why don't you want to talk about it?|- Why do you want to?
{68021}{68064}- Why are you blocking?|- I'm not blocking.
{68066}{68119}- Oh, yes, you are.|- Donkey, I'm warning you.
{68122}{68206}- Who you trying to keep out?|- Everyone! Okay?
{68236}{68294}Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.
{68297}{68375}Oh! For the love of Pete!
{68378}{68435}What's your problem?|What you got against the whole world?
{68438}{68491}I'm not the one|with the problem, okay?
{68493}{68563}It's the world that seems|to have a problem with me.
{68566}{68658}People take one look at me|and go, "Aah! Help! Run!
{68661}{68750}A big, stupid, ugly ogre!"
{68753}{68854}They judge me before|they even know me.
{68856}{68901}That's why|I'm better off alone.
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{69092}{69145}You know what?
{69147}{69283}When we met, I didn't think you was|just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.
{69285}{69355}Yeah, I know.
{69357}{69439}So, uh, are there|any donkeys up there?
{69441}{69521}Well, there's, um, Gabby,
{69524}{69578}the Small and Annoying.
{69581}{69698}Okay, I see it now. The big shiny|one, right there. That one there?
{69701}{69777}- That's the moon.|- Oh, okay.
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{70289}{70346}Again. Show me again.
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{70454}{70551}Mirror, mirror, show her to me.|Show me the princess.
{70554}{70651}- Hmph.
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{70653}{70768}Ah. Perfect.
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{72286}{72354}Mmm, yeah, you know|I like it like that.
{72357}{72458}- Come on, baby. I said I like it.|- Donkey, wake up.
{72461}{72521}- Huh? What?|- Wake up.
{72524}{72571}- What?|- Good morning.
{72573}{72651}How do you like your eggs?
{72653}{72747}- Good morning, Princess!|- What's all this about?
{72750}{72844}We kind of got off|to a bad start yesterday.
{72847}{72894}I wanted to make it up to you.
{72897}{73006}After all, you did rescue me.
{73008}{73080}- Uh, thanks.
{73082}{73172}Well, eat up.|We've got a big day ahead of us.
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{73280}{73327}- Shrek!
{73329}{73374}What? It's a compliment.
{73376}{73446}Better out than in,|I always say.
{73449}{73538}- Well, it's no way to behave|in front of a princess.
{73541}{73603}- Thanks.|- She's as nasty as you are.
{73606}{73721}You know,|you're not exactly what I expected.
{73724}{73845}Maybe you shouldn't judge people|before you get to know them.
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{73913}{73967}La liberte! Hey!
{73970}{74015}Princess!
{74018}{74082}- What are you doing?
{74084}{74154}Be still, mon cherie,|for I am your saviour!
{74156}{74263}And I am rescuing you from this green--
{74265}{74325}- beast.|- Hey!
{74328}{74383}That's my princess!|Go find your own!
{74386}{74506}Please, monster!|Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
{74509}{74595}Look, pal, I don't know|who you think you are!
{74597}{74658}Oh! Of course!|Oh, how rude.
{74661}{74710}Please let me|introduce myself.
{74713}{74781}Oh, Merry Men!
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{74881}{74928}Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo
{74930}{74979}I steal from the rich|and give to the needy
{74982}{75033}- He takes a wee percentage|- But I'm not greedy
{75035}{75082}I rescue pretty damsels|Man, I'm good
{75085}{75155}- What a guy, Monsieur Hood|- Break it down.
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{75245}{75298}I like an honest fight|and a saucy little maid
{75301}{75354}- What he's basically saying|is he likes to get--|- Paid
{75357}{75418}- So|- When an ogre in the bush|grabs a lady by the tush
{75421}{75475}- That's bad|- That's bad
{75478}{75531}When a beauty's with a beast|it makes me awfully mad
{75534}{75579}He's mad|He's really, really mad
{75582}{75627}I'll take my blade and|ram it through your heart
{75629}{75738}Keep your eyes on me, boys|'cause I'm about to start
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{75873}{75935}Man, that was annoying!
{75938}{75979}Oh, you little--
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{76633}{76707}Um, shall we?
{76739}{76807}- Hold the phone.
{76822}{76892}Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.|Hold on now.
{76895}{76942}- Where did that come from?|- What?
{76945}{77013}That! Back there.|That was amazing!
{77016}{77061}Where did you learn that?
{77064}{77138}Well--|When one lives alone,
{77141}{77207}uh, one has to learn these things|in case there's a--
{77209}{77271}- There's an arrow in your butt!|- What?
{77274}{77364}- Oh, would you look at that?|- Oh, no. This is all my fault.
{77367}{77412}- I'm so sorry.|- Why? What's wrong?
{77415}{77495}- Shrek's hurt.|- Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt?|Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.
{77497}{77587}- Donkey, I'm okay.|- You can't do this to me.|I'm too young for you to die.
{77590}{77641}Keep your legs elevated.|Turn your head and cough.
{77643}{77715}- Does anyone know the Heimlich?|- Donkey! Calm down.
{77717}{77828}If you want to help Shrek,|run into the woods and find me|a blue flower with red thorns.
{77830}{77916}Blue flower, red thorns. Okay,|I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns.
{77918}{78000}Don't die, Shrek. If you see|a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
{78003}{78079}- Donkey!|- Oh, yeah. Right.|Blue flower, red thorns.
{78081}{78135}- Blue flower, red thorns.|- What are the flowers for?
{78138}{78191}- For getting rid of Donkey.|- Ah.
{78193}{78249}Now you hold still,|and I'll yank this thing out.
{78252}{78305}Ow! Hey!|Easy with the yankin'.
{78307}{78369}- I'm sorry, but it has to come out.|- No, it's tender.
{78372}{78413}Now, hold on.
{78416}{78465}- What you're doing|is the opposite of help.|- Don't move.
{78468}{78532}- Look, time out.|- Would you--
{78534}{78641}Okay. What do you propose we do?
{78643}{78707}Blue flower, red thorns.|Blue flower, red thorns.|Blue flower, red thorns.
{78710}{78766}This would be so much easier|if I wasn't colour-blind!
{78769}{78818}- Blue flower, red thorns.|- Ow!
{78821}{78878}Hold on, Shrek!|I'm comin'!
{78915}{78966}Ow! Not good.
{78968}{79028}-Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head.
{79031}{79093}- It's just about--|- Ow! Ohh!
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{79138}{79200}Ahem.
{79203}{79283}Nothing happened.|We were just, uh--
{79286}{79350}Look, if you wanted to be alone,|all you had to do was ask.
{79353}{79431}Oh, come on!|That's the last thing on my mind.
{79433}{79520}The princess here|was just-- Ugh!
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{79597}{79661}- Ow!|- Hey, what's that?
{79664}{79732}That's-- Is that blood?
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{80123}{80210}My beloved monster and me
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{80241}{80348}We go everywhere together
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{80351}{80464}Wearin' a raincoat|that has four sleeves
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{80466}{80577}- Gets us through all kinds|of weather|- Aah!
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{80579}{80704}She will always be|the only thing
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{80707}{80814}That comes between me|and the awful sting
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{80817}{80938}That comes from living in a world|that's so damn mean
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{81161}{81260}Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
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{81607}{81654}Hey!
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{81656}{81755}- La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la
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{81758}{81855}La-la, la-la, la-la
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{81903}{81948}There it is, Princess.
{81951}{82006}Your future awaits you.
{82009}{82062}- That's DuLoc?|- Yeah, I know.
{82065}{82129}You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's|compensating for something,
{82131}{82190}which I think means|he has a really-- Ow!
{82193}{82238}Um, I, uh--
{82241}{82298}- I guess we better move on.|- Sure.
{82301}{82350}But, Shrek?
{82353}{82419}- I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey.
{82422}{82478}- What?|- I mean, look at him.
{82481}{82553}- He doesn't look so good.|- What are you talking about? I'm fine.
{82555}{82674}That's what they always say,|and then next thing you know,|you're on your back.
{82677}{82735}- Dead.|- You know, she's right.
{82738}{82806}You look awful.|Do you want to sit down?
{82809}{82873}- I'll make you some tea.|- I didn't want to say nothin',
{82876}{82942}but I got this twinge in my neck,|and when I turn my head like this, look.
{82944}{82989}- Ow! See?
{82992}{83053}-Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.|-I'll get the fire wood.
{83056}{83163}Hey, where you goin'?|Oh, man, I can't feel my toes!
{83166}{83225}I don't have any toes!
{83228}{83283}I think I need a hug.
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{83369}{83422}Mmm.
{83425}{83519}Mmm. This is good.|This is really good.
{83573}{83626}- What is this?|- Uh, weedrat.
{83629}{83680}Rotisserie style.
{83682}{83741}No kidding.
{83744}{83789}Well, this is delicious.
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{83792}{83841}Well, they're also great|in stews.
{83844}{83945}Now, I don't mean to brag,|but I make a mean weedrat stew.
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{84035}{84134}I guess I'll be dining|a little differently tomorrow night.
{84136}{84257}Maybe you can|come visit me in the swamp sometime.
{84260}{84311}I'll cook all kinds|of stuff for you.
{84314}{84406}Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare--|you name it.
{84409}{84483}I'd like that.
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{84650}{84726}See the pyramids|along the Nile
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{84729}{84791}Um, Princess?
{84794}{84895}- Watch the sun rise|from a tropic isle|- Yes, Shrek?
{84898}{84989}- I, um, I was wondering.|- Just remember, darling|all the while
{84992}{85045}Are you--
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{85048}{85109}You belong to me
{85112}{85178}Are you gonna eat that?
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{85342}{85439}- Man, isn't this romantic?|Just look at that sunset.|- Sunset?
{85442}{85502}Oh, no!|I mean, it's late.
{85505}{85550}- I-It's very late.|- What?
{85552}{85622}Wait a minute.|I see what's goin' on here.
{85624}{85694}- You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?|- Yes!
{85697}{85792}Yes, that's it. I'm terrified.|You know, I'd better go inside.
{85795}{85875}Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to|be afraid of the dark, too, until--
{85877}{85943}Hey, no, wait.|I'm still afraid of the dark.
{85945}{86021}- Good night.
{86023}{86095}- Good night.
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{86098}{86170}- Ohh!
{86173}{86239}Now I really see|what's goin' on here.
{86241}{86286}Oh, what are you|talkin' about?
{86289}{86355}I don't even wanna hear it. Look,|I'm an animal, and I got instincts.
{86357}{86414}I know you two were diggin'|on each other. I could feel it.
{86417}{86485}You're crazy.|I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.
{86487}{86567}Oh, come on, Shrek.|Wake up and smell the pheromones.
{86569}{86633}- Just go on in|and tell her how you feel.|- I--
{86635}{86730}There's nothing to tell.|Besides, even if I did tell her that,
{86733}{86778}well, you know--
{86781}{86865}and I'm not sayin' I do|'cause I don't--
{86867}{86924}she's a princess,|and I'm--
{86927}{86991}An ogre?
{86993}{87057}Yeah. An ogre.
{87059}{87156}- Hey, where you goin'?|- To get... more fire wood.
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{87626}{87657}Princess?
{87660}{87724}Princess Fiona?
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{87827}{87895}Princess, where are you?
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{88021}{88080}Princess?
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{88155}{88221}It's very spooky in here.|I ain't playing no games.
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{88466}{88523}- Aah!|- Oh, no!|- No, help!
{88526}{88600}- Shh!|- Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!|- No, it's okay. It's okay.
{88602}{88670}- What did you do with the princess?|- Donkey, I'm the princess.
{88673}{88739}- Aah!|- It's me, in this body.
{88741}{88801}Oh, my God!|You ate the princess!
{88804}{88849}- Can you hear me?|- Donkey!
{88852}{88907}- Listen, keep breathing!|I'll get you out of there!|- No!
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{88910}{88968}- Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!|- Shh.
{88971}{89014}- Shrek!|- This is me.
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{89138}{89206}Princess?
{89209}{89293}What happened to you?|You're, uh, uh,
{89295}{89340}uh, different.
{89343}{89396}- I'm ugly, okay?|- Well, yeah!
{89399}{89473}Was it something you ate? 'Cause|I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea.
{89476}{89536}- You are what you eat, I said. Now--|- No.
{89539}{89619}I-- I've been this way|as long as I can remember.
{89621}{89679}What do you mean? Look,|I ain't never seen you like this before.
{89682}{89758}It only happens|when the sun goes down.
{89792}{89878}"By night one way,|by day another.
{89881}{89930}"This shall be the norm...
{89932}{90006}"until you find|true love's first kiss...
{90009}{90114}and then|take love's true form."
{90117}{90201}Ah, that's beautiful.|I didn't know you wrote poetry.
{90204}{90249}It's a spell.
{90252}{90313}When I was a little girl,
{90316}{90380}a witch cast a spell|on me.
{90382}{90442}Every night I become this.
{90445}{90532}This horrible, ugly beast!
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{90593}{90713}I was placed in a tower to await the day|my true love would rescue me.
{90716}{90777}That's why I have to marry|Lord Farquaad tomorrow...
{90780}{90862}before the sun sets|and he sees me...
{90892}{90962}like this.
{90965}{91043}All right, all right. Calm down.|Look, it's not that bad.
{91045}{91144}You're not that ugly.|Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly.
{91147}{91219}But you only look like this at night.|Shrek's ugly 24-7.
{91221}{91301}But, Donkey,|I'm a princess,
{91304}{91390}and this is not how a princess|is meant to look.
{91392}{91481}Princess, how 'bout if you|don't marry Farquaad?
{91484}{91529}I have to.
{91532}{91600}Only my true love's kiss|can break the spell.
{91602}{91686}But, you know, um,|you're kind of an ogre,
{91689}{91771}and Shrek-- well,|you got a lot in common.
{91773}{91808}Shrek?
{91811}{91902}Princess, I--|Uh, how's it going, first of all?
{91905}{91971}Good?|Um, good for me too.
{91974}{92019}I'm okay.
{92022}{92139}I saw this flower and thought of you|because it's pretty and--
{92141}{92242}well, I don't really like it,|but I thought you might like it|'cause you're pretty.
{92245}{92321}But I like you anyway.|I'd-- uh, uh--
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{92374}{92458}I'm in trouble.|Okay, here we go.
{92461}{92520}I can't just marry whoever I want.
{92523}{92577}Take a good look|at me, Donkey.
{92580}{92625}I mean, really,
{92628}{92692}who could ever love a beast|so hideous and ugly?
{92694}{92751}"Princess" and "ugly"|don't go together.
{92754}{92811}- That's why I can't|stay here with Shrek.
{92814}{92919}My only chance to live happily|everafter is to marry my true love.
{92922}{93004}- Don't you see, Donkey?
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{93006}{93084}That's just how|it has to be.
{93087}{93159}It's the only way|to break the spell.
{93162}{93228}- You at least gotta|tell Shrek the truth.|- No!
{93230}{93300}You can't breathe a word.|No one must ever know.
{93302}{93353}What's the point of being able to talk|if you gotta keep secrets?
{93355}{93429}Promise you won't tell.|Promise!
{93432}{93506}All right, all right.|I won't tell him. But you should.
{93508}{93580}I just know before this is over,|I'm gonna need a whole lot|of serious therapy.
{93582}{93666}- Look at my eye twitchin'.
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{94211}{94300}I tell him, I tell him not.
{94312}{94407}I tell him,|I tell him not.
{94410}{94455}I tell him.
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{94458}{94507}Shrek!
{94510}{94570}Shrek, there's something|I want--
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{95070}{95123}Shrek.
{95157}{95206}- Are you all right?|- Perfect!
{95208}{95255}Never been better.
{95257}{95335}I-- I don't--|There's something I have to tell you.
{95338}{95398}You don't have to tell me|anything, Princess.
{95401}{95450}- I heard enough last night.|- You heard what I said?
{95453}{95498}Every word.
{95501}{95552}I thought you'd understand.
{95555}{95600}Oh, I understand.
{95603}{95689}Like you said, "Who could|love a hideous, ugly beast?"
{95691}{95755}But I thought that|wouldn't matter to you.
{95757}{95798}Yeah? Well, it does.
{95861}{95914}- Ah, right on time.
{95916}{95984}Princess, I've brought you|a little something.
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{96091}{96178}What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
{96181}{96243}Who said that?|Couldn't have been a donkey.
{96277}{96335}Princess Fiona.
{96338}{96402}As promised.|Now hand it over.
{96405}{96506}Very well, ogre. The deed|to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed.
{96509}{96618}Take it and go|before I change my mind.
{96620}{96688}Forgive me, Princess,|for startling you,
{96690}{96735}but you startled me,
{96738}{96825}for I have never seen|such a radiant beauty before.
{96828}{96900}I am Lord Farquaad.
{96902}{96994}Lord Farquaad?|Oh, no, no.
{96997}{97067}- Forgive me, my lord,|for I was just saying...
{97070}{97200}a short... farewell.
{97203}{97314}That is so sweet. You don't have|to waste good manners on the ogre.
{97316}{97361}It's not like|it has feelings.
{97364}{97458}No, you're right.|It doesn't.
{97461}{97556}Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair,|flawless Fiona.
{97559}{97631}- I ask your hand in marriage.
{97633}{97753}Will you be the perfect bride|for the perfect groom?
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{97833}{97956}Lord Farquaad, I accept.|Nothing would make--
{97959}{98035}Excellent! I'll start the plans,|for tomorrow we wed!
{98037}{98082}No! I mean, uh,
{98085}{98141}why wait?
{98144}{98235}Let's get married today|before the sun sets.
{98238}{98302}Oh, anxious, are we?|You're right.
{98305}{98398}The sooner, the better.|There's so much to do!
{98401}{98456}There's the caterer,|the cake, the band, the guest list.
{98459}{98531}Captain, round up|some guests!
{98533}{98597}Fare-thee-well, ogre.
{98600}{98661}Shrek, what are you doing?|You're letting her get away.
{98664}{98728}- Yeah? So what?|- Shrek, there's something|about her you don't know.
{98731}{98788}Look, I talked to her|last night. She's--
{98791}{98888}I know you talked to her last night.|You're great pals, aren't ya?
{98890}{98979}Now, if you two are such good friends,|why don't you follow her home?
{98982}{99029}Shrek, I--|I wanna go with you.
{99031}{99101}I told you, didn't I?|You're not coming home with me.
{99104}{99198}I live alone!|My swamp! Me! Nobody else!
{99201}{99250}Understand? Nobody!
{99253}{99368}Especially useless, pathetic,|annoying, talking donkeys!
{99371}{99447}- But I thought--|- Yeah. You know what?
{99449}{99502}You thought wrong!
{99544}{99589}Shrek.
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{99729}{99824}I heard there was|a secret chord
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{99827}{99899}That David played|and it pleased the Lord
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{99902}{100017}But you don't really|care for music, do ya
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{100060}{100140}It goes like this|the fourth, the fifth
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{100142}{100202}The minor fall|the major lift
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{100205}{100363}The baffled king|composing hallelujah
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{100366}{100444}Hallelujah
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{100446}{100528}Hallelujah
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{100530}{100623}Hallelujah
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{100626}{100739}Hallelujah
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{100786}{100870}Baby, l've been here before
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{100872}{100946}I know this room|I've walked this floor
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{100949}{101070}I used to live alone|before I knew you
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{101112}{101186}I've seen your flag|on the marble arch
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{101188}{101268}But love is not|a victory march
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{101270}{101375}It's a cold|and it's a broken hallelujah
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{101415}{101489}Hallelujah
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{101492}{101566}Hallelujah
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{101569}{101641}Hallelujah
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{101644}{101776}Hallelujah
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{101818}{101909}And all I ever|learned from love
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{101912}{101968}Is how to shoot at someone
--------------------
{101971}{102032}- Who outdrew you
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{102035}{102123}And it's not a cry|you can hear at night
--------------------
{102126}{102198}It's not somebody|who's seen the light
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{102201}{102370}- It's a cold|andit's a broken hallelujah
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{102372}{102438}Hallelujah
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{102441}{102519}Hallelujah
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{102521}{102599}Hallelujah
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{102601}{102758}Hallelujah
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{102958}{103005}Donkey?
{103008}{103061}- What are you doing?
{103063}{103133}I would think, of all people, you would|recognize a wall when you see one.
{103136}{103181}Well, yeah.
{103184}{103264}But the wall's supposed|to go around my swamp, not through it.
{103267}{103333}It is around your half. See,|that's your half, and this is my half.
{103336}{103397}Oh! Your half. Hmm.
{103400}{103460}Yes, my half.|I helped rescue the princess.
{103463}{103516}I did half the work,|I get half the booty.
{103519}{103599}Now hand me that big old rock,|the one that looks like your head.
{103601}{103656}- Back off!|- No, you back off.
{103659}{103706}- This is my swamp!|- Our swamp.
{103709}{103754}- Let go, Donkey!|- You let go.
{103757}{103804}- Stubborn jackass!|- Smelly ogre.
{103806}{103859}Fine!
{103861}{103941}- Hey, come back here.|I'm not through with you yet.|- Well, I'm through with you.
{103943}{104021}Uh-uh. You know,|with you it's always, "Me, me, me!"
{104023}{104084}Well, guess what!|Now it's my turn!
{104087}{104138}So you just shut up|and pay attention!
{104140}{104187}You are mean to me.
{104189}{104248}You insult me and you don't|appreciate anything that I do!
{104251}{104325}You're always pushing me around|or pushing me away.
{104327}{104418}Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you|so bad, how come you came back?
{104421}{104497}Because that's what friends do!|They forgive each other!
{104500}{104576}Oh, yeah.|You're right, Donkey.
{104579}{104680}I forgive you...|for stabbin' me in the back!
{104682}{104812}Ohh! You're so wrapped up|in layers, onion boy, you're|afraid of your own feelings.
{104814}{104896}- Go away!|- There you are, doing it again|just like you did to Fiona.
{104899}{104960}All she ever do was like you,|maybe even love you.
{104963}{105062}Love me? She said I was ugly,|a hideous creature.
{105064}{105109}I heard the two of you|talking.
{105112}{105157}She wasn't talkin' about you.
{105160}{105215}She was talkin' about, uh,|somebody else.
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{105277}{105334}She wasn't talking|about me?
{105337}{105391}Well, then who was|she talking about?
{105394}{105458}Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything.|You don't wanna listen to me.
{105461}{105515}- Right? Right?|- Donkey!
{105518}{105578}- No!|- Okay, look.
{105581}{105626}I'm sorry, all right?
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{105666}{105711}Hmph.
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{105744}{105830}I'm sorry.
{105833}{105934}I guess I am just a big,|stupid, ugly ogre.
{105964}{106011}Can you forgive me?
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{106064}{106109}Hey, that's what friends|are for, right?
{106112}{106176}Right. Friends?
{106178}{106223}Friends.
{106226}{106296}So, um,
{106299}{106352}what did Fiona|say about me?
{106355}{106429}What are you asking me for?|Why don't you just go ask her?
{106432}{106504}The wedding!|We'll never make it in time.
{106506}{106582}Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where|there's a will, there's a way,
{106585}{106636}and I have a way.
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{106741}{106799}- Donkey?
{106802}{106858}I guess it's just|my animal magnetism.
{106861}{106937}Aw, come here, you.
{106939}{107005}All right, all right. Don't get|all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass.
{107008}{107068}All right, hop on|and hold on tight.
{107071}{107155}I haven't had a chance to|install the seat belts yet.
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{107309}{107368}Whoo!
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{107914}{107974}People of DuLoc,
{107977}{108041}we gather here today...
{108043}{108092}to bear witness...
{108094}{108139}- to the union...|- Um--
{108142}{108200}- of our new king--|- Excuse me.
{108203}{108267}- Could we just skip ahead|to the "I do's"?
{108269}{108314}Go on.
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{108436}{108522}Go ahead, have some fun. If we|need you, I'll whistle. How about that?
{108586}{108631}Shrek, wait, wait!|Wait a minute!
{108634}{108698}- You wanna do this right, don't you?|- What are you talking about?
{108700}{108745}There's a line you|gotta wait for.
{108748}{108807}The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now|or forever hold your peace."
{108810}{108899}- That's when you say, "I object!"|- I don't have time for this!
{108902}{108943}Wait. What are you doing?|Listen to me!
{108945}{108990}- Look, you love this woman, don't you?|- Yes.
{108993}{109023}- You wanna hold her?|- Yes.
{109026}{109079}- Please her?|- Yes!
{109081}{109143}Then you got to, got to|try a little tenderness
{109146}{109212}- The chicks love that romantic crap!|- All right! Cut it out.
{109214}{109300}- When does this guy say the line?|- We gotta check it out.
{109303}{109379}- And so, by the power vested in me,
{109381}{109459}- What do you see?|- The whole town's in there.
{109461}{109535}- I now pronounce you husband and wife,|- They're at the altar.
{109538}{109598}- king and queen.|- Mother Fletcher! He already said it.
{109601}{109663}- Oh, for the love of Pete!
{109694}{109743}I object!
{109745}{109794}- Shrek?
{109797}{109842}Oh, now what|does he want?
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{109929}{110001}Hi, everyone.|Havin' a good time, are ya?
{110004}{110057}I love DuLoc,|first of all.
{110059}{110118}- Very clean.|- What are you doing here?
{110121}{110191}Really, it's rude enough|being alive when no one wants you,
{110193}{110273}-but showing up uninvited to a wedding--|-Fiona!
{110275}{110347}- I need to talk to you.|- Oh, now you wanna talk?
{110349}{110419}It's a little late for that,|so if you'll excuse me--
{110422}{110478}- But you can't marry him.|- And why not?
{110481}{110573}Because-- Because he's just|marrying you so he can be king.
{110576}{110632}Outrageous!|Fiona, don't listen to him.
{110635}{110721}- He's not your true love.|- And what do you know about true love?
{110724}{110780}Well, I-- Uh--
{110783}{110863}- I mean--|- Oh, this is precious.
{110866}{110977}The ogre|has fallen in love with the princess!
{110980}{111033}- Oh, good Lord.
{111036}{111081}An ogre and a princess!
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{111217}{111276}Shrek,|is this true?
{111311}{111371}Who cares?|It's preposterous!
{111374}{111460}Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away|from our "happily ever after."
{111463}{111524}Now kiss me!|Mmmm!
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{111623}{111703}"By night one way,|by day another. ''
{111749}{111815}I wanted to show you before.
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{112356}{112416}Well, uh,
{112419}{112466}that explains a lot.
{112469}{112556}Ugh! It's disgusting!
{112559}{112608}Guards! Guards!
{112610}{112686}I order you to get that|out of my sight now! Get them!
{112688}{112754}- Get them both!|- No, no!
{112757}{112846}This hocus-pocus alters nothing.|This marriage is binding,|and that makes me king!
{112849}{112903}- See? See?|- No, let go of me! Shrek!
{112906}{112947}- No!|- Don't just|stand there, you morons.
{112949}{113009}Get out of my way!|Fiona!
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{113074}{113133}Arrgh!
{113136}{113208}I'll make you regret the day we met.|I'll see you drawn and quartered!
{113210}{113280}- You'll beg for death to save you!|- No! Shrek!
{113282}{113366}- And as for you, my wife,|- Fiona!
{113368}{113432}I'll have you locked back in that tower|for the rest of your days!
{113434}{113477}- I am king!
{113480}{113570}I will have order!|I will have perfection! I will have--
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{113602}{113674}Aaah!
{113677}{113743}- Aah!|- All right. Nobody move.
{113745}{113794}I got a dragon here,|and I'm not afraid to use it.
{113797}{113859}- I'm a donkey on the edge!
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{113972}{114029}Celebrity marriages.|They never last, do they?
{114082}{114125}Go ahead, Shrek.
{114159}{114213}Uh, Fiona?
{114241}{114294}Yes, Shrek?
{114296}{114393}I-- I love you.
{114395}{114448}Really?
{114475}{114547}Really, really.
{114549}{114594}I love you too.
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{114726}{114765}Aawww!
{114812}{114890}"Until you|find true love's first kiss...
{114892}{114970}and then take love's true form."
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{115536}{115606}"Take love's|true form. Take love's true form."
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{115754}{115813}Fiona?
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{115874}{115935}Fiona.
{115938}{115998}Are you all right?
{116001}{116046}Well, yes.
{116049}{116127}But I don't understand.
{116129}{116180}I'm supposed to be beautiful.
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{116245}{116298}But you are beautiful.
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{116360}{116418}I was hoping this would be|a happy ending.
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{116510}{116615}I thought love was only true|in fairy tales
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{116618}{116653}Oy!
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{116655}{116743}Meant for someone else|but not for me
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{116802}{116872}Love was out to get me
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{116875}{116941}That's the way it seemed
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{116944}{117051}Disappointment|haunted all my dreams
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{117053}{117131}And then I saw her face
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{117134}{117200}Now I'm a believer
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{117203}{117263}And not a trace
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{117266}{117332}Of doubt in my mind
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{117334}{117431}- I'm in love|- Ooh-ahh
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{117433}{117491}I'm a believer|I couldn 't leave her
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{117494}{117547}If I tried
{117549}{117646}God bless us, every one.
{117648}{117732}Come on, y'all!|Then I saw her face|Ha-ha!
{117735}{117809}Now I'm a believer|Listen!
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{117812}{117878}Not a trace
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{117881}{117947}Of doubt in my mind
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{117950}{118028}I'm in love|Ooh-ahh
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{118030}{118131}I'm a believer|I couldn't leave her if I tried
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{118134}{118202}- Ooh!|- Uh!
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{118205}{118266}Then I saw her face
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{118269}{118339}Now I'm a believer|Hey!
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{118342}{118408}Not a trace|Uhh! Yeah.
{118411}{118489}Of doubt in my mind|One more time!
{118491}{118600}I'm in love|I'm a believer
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{118602}{118645}Come on!
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{118648}{118693}I believe, I believe|I believe, I believe
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{118696}{118760}I believe, I believe|I believe, I believe, I believe, hey
{118762}{118823}Y'all sing it with me!|I
{118826}{118865}Believe
{118868}{118938}I believe|People in the back!
{118941}{119011}- I believe|- I'm a believer
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{119013}{119083}I believe
{119086}{119154}I believe
{119157}{119262}I believe
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{119321}{119374}Oh, that's funny.|Oh. Oh.