1 Early to bed, early to rise 4 Early to rise, early to bed 2 Late to bed, late to rise 3 Late to bed, early to rise 1 makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. 1 ... dull isn't it? 1 And your girl goes out with the other guys. 1 makes sure you get out before her husband arrives. 1 and I'm afraid you'll never meat Marilyn Monroe. 1 what the f*** is wrong with my life? 2 makes a man diseased and that’s unwise! 2 could be cardiometabolically unwise 2 Who in the hell wants to be wise? 2 what the f*** is wrong with my life? 3 leaves me with very tired eyes! 4 makes a man healthy, (wise and|but socially) dead.